idk why, but for some reason i find photoshopped pictures of poptart boxes with fake ridiculous, outrageous flavor names to be the funniest freaking thing
So turns out…..you guys are not gonna believe this…….but it turns out. Reading real books. Is good for you actually.
Let me be completely clear - I’m not being a sarcastic ass. I’m just realizing all over again, in real time, for myself, that reading a real life published book makes your neurons feel like they’re getting a spa day. Like I can feel my brain getting juicer and wrinklier with every page I turn. This shit is no joke, this is like hard drugs if hard drugs were good for you and made your brain feel revived and alive.
the lazy river at water parks was made to appeal to relaxing adults and possibly accidentally those who like to pretend to be otters, sharks and various water type pokemon
What do people mean that snow white and sleeping beauty aren’t relatable or empowering to women, I would love to pass out and become completely insensible until I can be graced with the presence of my True Love without having to do anything
like there comes a point where you think something is fundamentally wrong with you. and then it turns out it’s just Friday and you haven’t washed your hair in three days and maybe you’re also just a little lonely and the combination of all three of those things is whittling a hole into your chest every time you breathe. but also the sun’s up. and you’ve survived everything so far, so you’ll survive this too, even if it hurts, even if you have to survive it many times.
Can’t believe in the year 2023 we have to say: do not consume borax. It will not provide a “parasite cleanse”, it does not combat the “evil fluoride” in your water, and it is not a super mineral. It will damage your organs. Also, it’s not rated for human consumption so frankly, who knows what it’s cross-contaminated with (my personal bet would be arsenic).
I cannot believe that we have to force people to watch season 7 of Supernatural to combat an actual poison trend.
Hey you! Yes you! Do you have a poor little meow meow? Or perhaps a pathetic rain-soaked skrunkly? Well, let’s find out which tumblr blorbo is the most tragic of them all!
•When you fill out the submission form, please also provide me a picture of your choosing of your character, either by sending an Ask or a DM.
•There is no current limit to how many characters are entered, places are first-come-first-serve and submissions will be closed when I decide that there is enough. (Depending on how many we get, probably in the neighborhood of ~128)
•Anyone can submit anyone, but I will only be entering up to 2 characters from the same fandom. If more than two get submitted, then I will hold preliminary polls to decide the 2 winners.
•Only submit the same character once, but you can submit however many different characters you’d like!
•The definition of “tragic” is up to interpretation; leave your reason in the submission and if I think it’ll fit for the tournament, it’ll be taken.
•All fandoms and mediums allowed, but as I said above, maximum 2 characters from each.
